Comments on Eau de Pug: Not enough junk in the trunk

hi folks, this is PUGMASTER checking in. remember...

2007-07-10T19:29:00.000-04:00

hi folks, this is PUGMASTER checking in. remember, when its time to breed your pugs give your female a test run first. put her in a pink tutu and give her a spin! if your female tries to bite you, remember it is only out of affection. tell her you love her back with a swift kick to the genitals.

then, when it is the BIG DAY, prepare your male pug by feeding him a mixture of chocolate and pure cocaine, then put him in the washing machine to await his bride to be. put in the female pug, fill the washer with water, rattlesnakes, and leeches, then put it on spin. when you hear screaming and yelping you will know that THE MAGIC HAS BEGUN!

when your female gives birth, remember to send all stillborn pugs in an envelope to your local pug rescue.

PUGMASTER, out!

I love old tees for pajamas but also noticed that ...

2007-04-14T21:00:00.000-04:00

I love old tees for pajamas but also noticed that when I do that, I turn into a bit of slob...Good Norman Featherstone is right, toss everything and get some cute matching jammies. If you are good with the sewing machine, take the old vintage tees and cut them up to make cute vintage tanks, hoodies, for your Puggies! :)

I don't know! I am partial all my old t-shirts. ...

2007-03-23T15:28:00.000-04:00

I don't know! I am partial all my old t-shirts. Especially concert shirts because they are memories! I say keep 'em - how much room can they really take up?

I use those t-shirts for dust rags and bunny distr...

2007-03-23T15:26:00.000-04:00

I use those t-shirts for dust rags and bunny distruction toys. Orlando just had a heck of a good time digging to pieces my old Rick Springfield shirt from a concert in 1981!

Throw it all out! Go buy some fun new jammies fro...

2007-03-22T09:41:00.000-04:00

Throw it all out! Go buy some fun new jammies from Old Navy and get rid of all those gangy t-shirts. Yes, your first Tori Amos concert was fun, but do you can't keep that pit stained shirt forever! Throw it out, and you'll never think about it again! Just start tossing - don't think about it too much, or you'll keep everything!