Eau de Pepe
Tyler needs a bath.
Tyler: No.
Ummmm... yes you do.
Tyler: Nope. Can't do it. Got plans! In fact, I'll be too busy for a long time. A very long time. You'll have to find something else to pour water on.
*shakes head*
You see, my boy decided to roll in something skunky this week.
Tyler: That's right! It smelled sooooo good.
Nasty boy! Anyway, he rolled in it and he has smelled like skunk for three days. It's time to wash this from his fur and his skin.
Tyler: No. My cologne. I'll wear it if I want to.
So, the question is whether he gets a bath in doggie shampoo, tomato juice, or lemon juice. Doggie shampoo seems the easiest, but I don't know if that will be as effective. Tomato is supposed to be good, but Tyler would probably EAT it.
Tyler: Yeah!
Alrighty, that eliminates the tomato juice idea. Now what if we bathe him in lemon juice? If you bathe a pug in lemon juice and he goes outside in the sun, would the result be a highlighted pug?
Tyler: No.
Ummmm... yes you do.
Tyler: Nope. Can't do it. Got plans! In fact, I'll be too busy for a long time. A very long time. You'll have to find something else to pour water on.
*shakes head*
You see, my boy decided to roll in something skunky this week.
Tyler: That's right! It smelled sooooo good.
Nasty boy! Anyway, he rolled in it and he has smelled like skunk for three days. It's time to wash this from his fur and his skin.
Tyler: No. My cologne. I'll wear it if I want to.
So, the question is whether he gets a bath in doggie shampoo, tomato juice, or lemon juice. Doggie shampoo seems the easiest, but I don't know if that will be as effective. Tomato is supposed to be good, but Tyler would probably EAT it.
Tyler: Yeah!
Alrighty, that eliminates the tomato juice idea. Now what if we bathe him in lemon juice? If you bathe a pug in lemon juice and he goes outside in the sun, would the result be a highlighted pug?
posted by Puggyspice at 4:39 PM
2 Comments:
I don't know what it is about pugs and rolling around in stinky things. Good luck getting that smell off of him.
I once had a dog that got skunked and I recall we used tomato juice. I am not sure if it worked though as she got skunked right near the house so everything smelled skunky anyway. LOL
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