No Dice
Sorry I've been so quiet this week. A couple days ago, Dice (neighbor's dog who I THOUGHT was my friend) tried to have his way with me.
Anyway, it was quite traumatic. I just don't know what to think. Dice seemed like a trustworthy pup, and I thought we were friends. But this was just WRONG. Wrong, I tell you. I'm all for healthy sexual expression (Mama's leg is a perfect example). But... DUDE, I'm a ladies man! Irresistably cute, yes. However, that is not an invitation to make me into a special kind of toy.
Sorry, Dice. Dad says we can't be friends anymore. He saw the whole thing and is gonna need therapy to get over it.
- Tyler
posted by Puggyspice at 12:07 PM
6 Comments:
Sorry you had to experience this type of violation.
So sorry to hear about your misadventure.... I too was taken advantage of this past summer by a half pug/half shit-szu that was supposed to be my friend!
Puggin' out,
Pyrite
http://pyritethepug.blogspot.com
that fiend! :o)
I am probably way too late to get this to you in time--but I am hosting an impromptu edition of weekend dog blogging again this weekend...shoot me an email if you want to participate! :o)
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I am so sorry that you were subjected to this treatment, Tyler. Stay strong! I, too, have encountered canines who did not understand that no means no.
Maybe Dice is the one needing the therapy. Hope you are well on the medn from this ordeal.
http://pugsalicious.typepad.com
My name is Gatito and I am one of Hag's felines. I am king of the castle, so to speak. Sorry your neighbor got too friendly though somehow, I can't relate to this phenomenon. You see, Hag took me to the vet where they (ahem) DID THINGS to me when I was rather young. I'm thinking perhaps Dice's family ought to try this for him.
Feel better soon!
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